Lery Franco

In what kind of sick world can a person be next to worst at their job, considered a joke among their peers but still land a giant pay increase? Well, you’ll be pleased to know it is this world, or more precisely this country!

Leryn Franco, fresh off a truly inspirational 44th place finish (out of 55) at the Beijing Olympics, has landed a miliion dollar clothing deal with sports giants Nike.  Miss Franco will wear Nike apparel at all sporting events, whether or not she is competing. 

Leryn Franco is not even close to being an elite athlete and is being given this sponsorship deal on the basis that she is absolutely stunning and has sex appeal that is throgh the roof. 

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It is fairly common knowledge that in order to be a sucessful business, a corporation must first sell it’s soul and abandon all morals.  Nike, being about as big as business can get carried out this exercise of flawed character many moons ago.  In order to sell their products, Nike chiefs have decided to recruit the services of the most attractive athlete from a given sport (javelin in this case) ahead of the most successful.  The message being sent is that it is far more beneficial to look good than to work hard and strive to be the best.

Maybe it would be better for Nike to utilise Leryn along side other women from her sport; you know, the ones that actually win.  If they did this they could ensure that it is hard work and determination that bring the best results, not just your genetic appearence.

Leryn Franco has an unreal body

Our girl Leryn Franco has been voted into the top 99 women of 2009 list by readers of askmen.com.  Franco rolled into the list at number 86, ahead of other athletes; Danica Patrick and Anna Ivanovic.

Leryn recieved an overall rating of 77/100 but 79% of people who voted said she should have been ranked higher.  This is a good sign for a relitive unknown and new comer, therefore we can expect to see improvement in her postion next year and beyond.

These are the pics posted by askmen for the viewers to vote on.

Leryn kicks back in beijingLeryn Franco has an unreal body

So now ass lovers, we will be taking a close look at what makes a great ass and will be hosting a contest for the title of Best Ass of ’08.  Asses will be judged in the following categories: Size, firmness, shape and moterboatability.

NAME: Shakira

AGE: 32

Butt Size: 6/10

Firmness: 9/10

Shape: 8/10

Moterboatability: 5/10

TOTAL: 28/40

POSITION: 5th

What a pert, firm little thing this is.  If you like smaller, firm asses, Shakira is probably your winner!

However, a lack of size lets her down in this contest.

Jenny, and her ass from the block

NAME: Jennifer Lopez

AGE: 39

Butt size: 9/10

Firmness: 6/10

Shape: 8/10

Moterboatability: 7/10

TOTAL: 30/40

Final Position: 4th

Jenifer Lopez has been in possession of the world’s most famous ass for over a decade now and it is still something to behold. 

Jen’s ass scored highly in size and shape but was let down in motorboatability and firmness.

Still, 4th for a 39 year old is pretty damned good!

Beyonce has a great all-round ass

NAME: Beyonce Knowles

AGE: 27

Butt Size: 8/10

Firmness: 8/10

Shape: 7/10

Motorboatability: 8/10

TOTAL: 31/40

Position: 3rd

Beyonce has a really, really great ass, so much so that she scored highly in every catagory.

Beyonce’s butt is great, however it does not lead the way in any individual category, meaning she can’t quite win this contest.

Kim's massive booty

NAME: Kim Kardashian

AGE: 28

Butt Size: 10/10

Firmness: 5/10

Shape: 8/10

Motorboatability: 10/10

TOTAL: 33/40

Position: 2nd

Kim Kardashian has somewhat taken over Jennifer Lopez as the queen of ass over recent times and we can see why!

That thing is just huge, and scores maximums on size and motorboatability.

Leryn Franco, ladies and gentlemen!

NAME: Leryn Franco

AGE: 26

Butt Size: 8/10

Firmness: 9/10

Shape: 10/10

Motorboatability: 9/10

TOTAL: 36/40

Position: CHAMPION!

Leryn Franco has easily the best ass in the world and scores very highly in all categories.

Those of you who like Shakira style asses will love Leryn Franco, but Lopez and Kardashian fans will also be excited to see this true masterpiece.

In her first photoshoot of the year, Leryn Franco looks sexier than she ever has as she poses for classy pictures in white lingerie and swimwear.  Leryn looks in better shape than she did in Beijing with a six pack to go with her slender, curvy figure.

Below are the best of Leryn’s photoshoot.  ENJOY!

Leryn shows a glimpse of her ample breasts while showing off her stomach in this picture.  Leryn poses with a playful yet immesurably sexy look in her eye showing off her playful personality.  Leryn Franco, the 5 foot 8″ stunner shows why she has captured the hearts of so many all over the world.

Leryn poses here in flowery underwear in a pose of ultimat relaxation.  The sex factor comes from the way she is gazing.  Who is she giving the ‘screw me’ eyes to?  Who is in the room about to get close to the world’s sexiest woman?……

Leryn poses for a black an white picture, in which she looks sultry, solomn even.  Who is she mad at?  Was her heart broken?  Or is she simply contemplating her javelin vs. modelling career….We think she should focus on the modelling.

In this next image, Leryn poses in her bed, wrapped in the sheets.  What was she doing in there, naked and alone?

Maybe she was being naughty, touching herself….But who startled her?  Someone made her cover up, but she seems almost happy that they arrived.  Maybe she was warming herself up for him…or her.

Either way, this is a really sexy photo, without Leryn exposing any skin.  Like all the images in this new shoot, this picture is classy, leaving everything to the imagination while prompting that imagination to begin work.

Leryn’s new photoshoot has been greeted with much praise and for due course.  Miss Franco has been a media magnet but has made nothing but good decisions, something this photoshoot certainly was.

Classy, sexy, feminine.  Perfect.

Natalie Gulbis has great legs and a banging body to boot.  Only problem is we all play golf, right? and who wants to lose to their chick?….exactly.

Our second girl is the old favorite sports pinup girl – Anna Kournikova.  Kournikova is the whole package – face, body, hair. She has been at the top of sports sexy for almost a decade now but has fallen of the face of the tennis world.  Her downfall is that in order to win this contest you have to actually be an athlete, not just a model.

Danica, Danica, Danica. Miss Patrick has been an object of desire for all men in America since bursting onto the scene in the early 200′s.  She is about 5’1″ and has an utter stench of sexy eminating from her being.  As for drawbacks….well there aren’t any, it’s just I’m not convinced she’s quite as feminine as you need to be to win this contest.

Javelin is possibly the most manly sport I can think of, but somehow Leryn Franco is the essence of feminine hotness.  She has all the sexiness that you would expect of a latin pin-up girl, with the perfect voluptuous body and big, dark, ‘come do me’ eyes.  Leryn is not a world beater in the sport of javelin but then she is half the size of the Eastern European stallwarts.  Anyway, Denise Richards is not that great an actor is she?

So cast your votes in the comment section.  My vote goes to Leryn followed by Natalie, then Danica with Anna bringing up the rear…….up the rear – if only….

Here Leryn gives us, the deserving (if slightly perverted) public the chance we have all been waiting for – to gaze upon her bosom!

Leryn, as you can see, has ample cleavage that are as perfect as breasts can be. Natural and perky, Leryn Franco‘s breasts have the ability to steal hearts from Bangkok to Boston and everywhere in between.

This was Leryn’s first outfit in a fashion show that started off strongly for Leryn fans with this little slip of the tit. Little did we know however, that this was just the beginning of something very, very special.

Leryn’s next outfit was a shcoker; a jaw dropper of epic proportions. Nothing here is left to the imagination as we get to see the true masterpiece that is Lern Franco’s body.

Ooops, bare skin again….

This is he side view of Leryn’s perfect breasts. Look how perky they are…Just outstanding, aren’t they?  Yeah they sure are, and to think, this chick can throw a javelin farther than you!! I’m sure you could live with that though, if it meant you could get in to sniffing distance of those wonderful jugs. Is ‘jugs’ the right word? I think ‘guns’ would be better.

yep, yeh, uh-huh, there they are again. Those guns just won’t quit. Leryn baby, you are a spectacular tease.

This is for some reason the most erotic picture I have ever seen....

Forget model poses. Forget airbrished pictures. This is hot, sexiness in it’s most raw form. Leryn is here in action, gripping that javelin tightly in her hand. If this doesn’t get you going then, well, i pity you. So Leryn fans out there, what do you like more: The pictue above and others like it, or The model style, photo shoot pics we see of Leryn??

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Leryn Franco Nude Pic

Not since Anna Kournikova has a female athlete been more recognized for her appearance than her accomplishments in sports. Let’s be frank, is Franco even all that good at tossing her sticks around? No, not really. She finished somewhere in the top 50.

However, if Leryn Franco can’t bring your own Javelin to attention, than you may consider not even having a Javelin to begin with.